Two young New Jersey guys, (pictured above), recently were arrested, for being drug fighting Ninjas. Their plan was apparently to scare drug dealers out of their neighborhood by dressing as Ninjas, and sending threatening letters to people the pair suspected of dealing drugs.
Of course, the police arrested the pair immediately, before they had a chance to fight crime and/or hit themselves on the head with their nun chucks. The pair were picked up by the po-po after delivering a letter to a suspected drug dealer that read, in part, “Shinobi will stop your cruel and sadistic intentions with justified, yet merciful force” and accused drug users and dealers of “committ[ing] sin of passing impurity” to others. – Source
I’m really not sure what charges the pair might face, since being a Ninja is too awesome to be a crime, but one thing is for sure, the streets of Clifton, New Jersey will continue to be plagued by drug peddling scum as long as the police are targeting Ninjas instead of real criminals.
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Ninjas are far more offensive than any drug dealer or user. Drug users come to drug dealers to purchase items that they want. Drug dealers don’t come up to drug users because they know the users will be back requesting the same service later. By judging how old these guys look, I’m not sure how many dates they will be taking girls on considering they think they’re ninjas. I definitely know a few girls who don’t mind doing drugs with their dates and have sex. I don’t know of many who find 16 year and older boys “writing sadistic letters to drug dealers” as well as “dressing up as ninjas” very mature? I don’t know. You tell me Mr. Being A Ninja Is Just Too Awesome To Be a Crime:)