McCain Takes the Hilton Familys’ Money – Then Betrays Them

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So by now of course you’ve seen John McCain’s video where he shows a picture of Paris Hilton, then a picture of Barack Obama, the so-called “celebrity” candidate ad. What you may not have known, is that McCain received $4600 from Paris’ parents, the maximum contribution allowed. Then he turns around and, to quote Jon Stewart, “takes a nationally televised dump” on their daughter.

That is true douchebaggery of the highest caliber. Talk about being thrown under the bus!

Luckily for future historians, the VN Emporium obtained a transcript of the angry call McCain received from Paris’s Dad after the ad began circulating.

Mr. Richard Hilton: “John, what the [inaudible] is going on?”

Sen. John McCain: “Oh hi, it’s my old friend Dick Hilton! Gee Dick it’s nice of you to call, and thanks again for the generous contribution.”

Hilton: “Seriously John, what the [garbled] are you doing to me here? You know Paris is on the straight and narrow since the jail thing. Jesus [unclear] Christ, why would you do that to me?”

McCain: “Paris? Golly what a sweet girl she is. I loved her movies. Gee Dick, it’s tremendous to hear from you, say let’s get together soon and hunt retarded quail with Cheney and Rove.”

Hilton: “You [garbled] hole, you’re [inaudible] my daughter with that ad!”

McCain: “Dick? I think I’m losing my signal, we’re going through a tunnel here. Dick? Oh I think I lost him. Darn. Dick’s a heck of a fellow.”

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