Psycho Knifes, Kills, Beheads on Greyhound Bus

A young man is fatally stabbed, and reportedly beheaded, on a Greyhound bus in Manitoba, Canada. The mounties have taken a 40 year old man, believed to be from Manitoba, into custody in the slaying of a young man described to be in his teens to early 20s, on the bus.
Garnet Caton, who was sitting [...]

The Montauk Monster

Gawker Media is reporting a dead “monster” washing ashore in Montauk, New York. While it does bear some resemblance to a shelled turtle, the legs don’t seem quite right, at least to me. And what’s with the “bracelet” on the right forepaw? Was this creature tagged by someone… Plum Island researches perhaps?
The United States Department [...]

Sen. Ted “Tubes” Stevens Bringing Trouble for GOP

Disgraced Alaskan Senator Ted “Series of Tubes” Stevens has been formally indicted, and faces serious jail time, for taking $250,000 in graft gifts from Big Oil and not reporting it.
The 84 year old Senator, the longest serving Republican in history, faces serious charges:
The indictment charges Stevens with failing to report on his financial disclosure forms [...]

McCain to Play Race Card?

Sen. McCain continues to flip flop on his so-called core principles. The latest? Affirmative Action. Now, surprise surprise, McCain opposes Affirmative Action but 10 years ago he called the attempt to repeal the law divisive.
Is this his first step to playing whites against minorities? Experts seem to think so:
“I have been waiting for the way [...]

Vets to Cheney: “You’re a Dick”

Vice President Dick “Dick” Cheney’s invitation to speak to the Disabled American Veterans convention in Las Vegas was rescinded when the group found his “security measures Draconian and unreasonable.”
His staff insisted the sick vets be sequestered for two hours before Cheney’s arrival and couldn’t leave until he’d finished talking, officials confirmed.
“Word got back to us [...]

Tax and Spend Republicans

Man, you just gotta hand it to those “Conservatives” don’tcha? I mean really, when it comes to running a tab, there’s nothing like ‘em.
Of course I’m referring to the Gigantic Enormous, or Ginormous budget deficit that good old Conservative Republican George W. Bush is leaving behind when he departs the White House next January.
Not just [...]

Bumperisms

So I’m riding my Harley down the road… trying to get a bad song out of my head, when I look up at the car in front of me and see..

and

I wanted to take a snapshot, but riding a Harley and fishing in your pocket to pull out your phone, switch it to ‘camera mode’ [...]

Trying WordPress for iPhone

So moblogging with the iPhone is a pretty cool deal. I can see many of my idle hours at airports now filled with filling these pages.
The free WordPress iPhone app seems to work well. Who knows, it might even make me a better iPhone keyboard user.
What’s not to love?